No money...

[ek3]

I have no money...I thought I had like $40 in my account...but last night when I was out...I tried to pay for my tab...well my debit card got declined twice...I had no other way of paying...so Italipino had to cover me...I just figured something was messing up...so I go by the bank on the way home and check my balance...I have $6.77 in my account...

Today...I brought my lunch as I do everyday...but I didn't have anything to drink with it...I check in my truck for some change...and all I can find is about 10 pennies...3 nickles and a dime...not enough to buy a drink...so lunch time comes and I find a coke in our fridgerator...it is someone elses...but I don't know whose...at this point I was desperate for a beverage to go with my meal...I would just get water from the water fountains, but the water in this building is the worst shit I have ever had in my mouth...and I've tasted my own cum...so I decide I'm gonna steal the coke...

I was afraid someone would come in and realize what I had done...because the can was not a normal coke can...it was a Razorback coke can...so if someone asked me where I got it...I couldn't say from our store...they don't sale those...and I don't think any place carries the Razorback can anymore...everyone was out of the office...I go down to my truck...get the 3 nickles and dime...and purchase a cup of ice from the store in the building...I get back in the office...and quickly pour the coke into my cup of ice...this way if someone comes in and says..."Who stole my fucking coke with the razorbacks on it?!"...I can say I don't know...I got this coke from the fountain machine downstairs...

right now...the can is sitting in a cabinet above my desk...if they search the office I am screwed...hopefully I can make it til this afternoon where I will place the can in my styrofoam cup and dispose of the evidence...

[GravyTrain]

you rebel

[SHATOUSHKA]

hahahahhahaaa... that rocks.

the way i see it... whomever left the soda in
the fridge fucked up... they shoulda tagged it...
otherwise, its free game.

good job, wes!

its survival of the fittest indeed! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Hannibal]

*thinks to self: my plan is going as planned! he actually DRANK the coke... marvelous.... *rubs hands together**

[rmartino]

i used to work at a joint where there was a community fridge. Everyone has to have their stuff stolen AT LEAST once to learn the community fridge rules. Shatzy is right, without a name...it's all yours. However, let your thievery be your lesson learned and...beware o' the karma

[ek3]

You are in not position to talk to me about karma...

[TastinGood]

another great post!

i thought you were making boatloads of cash...what are you spending it all on?

[GravyTrain]

i'm going to make a guess...whiskey, beer and whores

[ek3]

I occasionally buy cd's too...

[rmartino]

what are you talking about? I'm just saying, I know you bring your lunch...so if you put it in the fridge watch out cause anyone could easily take your stuff too...geeze...ok...i'll call you back if you call from now on...no matter what the hour...